Bill M. lives in the Greater Portland, Maine area with his wife, dog, and two elderly cats. When not working, he enjoys engaging in feats of gastronomic excess. Top vices include pork fat, donuts, and bourbon. The views and opinions expressed are all his own, and he may be reached at email@example.com
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